Pretty cool farms

Pretty Cool Farms isn’t just a name — it’s a lifestyle. Nestled in the lush greenery of Enugu’s serene hillsides, this ranch is rumored to have fresher air than most luxury spas.

Our cows listen to Afrobeats. No, seriously — we’ve noticed a significant mood boost.
The milk is so fresh, even the fridge gets jealous.
Our cows are treated like royalty — some say they get more massages than the average Nigerian CEO.
People come for the yoghurt, but stay for the unexpectedly deep conversations with our goats.
We grow grass so green, some say it inspired a few hit songs.
Our ranch hands don’t just feed the animals — they vibe with them.
Legend has it, a calf once tried to join a Zoom call.
We don’t just raise cattle; we raise expectations.
Every sunrise looks like it was photoshopped — but it’s just nature doing its thing.
Our cowhide (ponmo) is so soft and tender, we’ve had people question their life choices after one bite.
We’ve almost convinced a few cows to start their own TikTok channel.
There’s a special tree in the pasture. Stand under it and you might get business ideas.
Pretty Cool Farms may not be on the map (yet), but it’s definitely in people’s hearts.
We produce beef, milk, yoghurt, butter — and good vibes.